June 2012
literallysame:
people who say “I could care less”
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groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
Watchplz wipe your nose
May 2012
berlitz:
abandoned urls that you want but can never have
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.”
– Robert Brault (via weedbrain)
methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
the avengers?
senor-cactuar:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
notafraidofruins:
Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
literallysame:
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
katara:
my only weakness is my body image so once im hot i will be invincible
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
annawintour:
so done with being ugly can i please emerge from my chrysalis and become hot as fuck thanks
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via shutmyeyes)
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
shelpee:
my life is one big “wow ok”